From 491e83c81fbd5795c75abea645c65bfb2d9da1e8 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Jim Myhrberg Date: Sat, 27 Feb 2010 00:31:06 +0200 Subject: [PATCH] new post: How Are You? --- source/blog/_posts/2010-02-26-how-are-you.md | 25 ++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 25 insertions(+) create mode 100644 source/blog/_posts/2010-02-26-how-are-you.md diff --git a/source/blog/_posts/2010-02-26-how-are-you.md b/source/blog/_posts/2010-02-26-how-are-you.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..0e74633 --- /dev/null +++ b/source/blog/_posts/2010-02-26-how-are-you.md @@ -0,0 +1,25 @@ +--- +layout: post +title: How Are You? +categories: [personal, technology, humor] +--- + + *** Initializing analytics system. + *** Initializing health check sub-system. + *** Booting health check sensors. + *** Running physical health checks. + [Warning] Optical subsystem initialized with errors: + [Error] Focal systems out of optimal range. + *** Running psychological health checks. + [Error] Corrupt system file: human-to-human-communication.dylib + [Warning] H2H protocol daemon is reporting malformed I/O. + *** Running humor health checks. + [Error] Syntax error in humor.conf. + *** Running spiritual health checks. + [Error] Spirit is corrupt or missing, attempting to use system default. + [Error] Default system spirit is missing. + [Error] No usable spirit found, system entering zombie mode. + *** Finalizing health checks. + *** System status: CRITICAL + *** Status summary: Visually impaired anti-social Zombie with + corrupt sense of humor. \ No newline at end of file